e-Radio, Corrupting our youth

I haven't really listened to Internet radio until quite recently, but it is FUCKING AWESOME. I have only listened to The Nest Radio, which not only lets you listen to music without downloading or buying (for losers), the DJ will occasionally play hysterical comedy skits and what-not which are fucking hilarious. I can't really say much more about the bad-assery of e-Radio, but I strongly recommend it to anyone who stays up late nights playing Counter-Strike.

PC and Mac

Personally, I try to avoid the pointless Operating System war, but if I had to choose between Mac and PC, I'd choose PC. Why? because of the complexity. I am a person who can't stand things that are over-simplified and that are intended for someone with the mental capacity of a 4 year old, I am of course referring to the Macintosh. Now don't take this the wrong way, Macs aren't exactly bad, they're just intended for people who are complete morons, or people who want free smileys without the constant threat of interwebnet virusez. However, Bill Gates has rivalled Mac's simplicity with his over polished Frankenstein monster known as Vista, which leaves PC users confused and angry (Where the fuck did the 'run' feature go!?) and eventually throwing their computer out of an apartment window. In short, Vista is no better than Mac, so if you don't wanna spend 10-30 minutes figuring out a PC, then go ahead and buy a Mac.

MC Devvo and Doki66

A bit of old news, if you've been keeping yourself updated at http://fat-pie.com/ for the last year or so, but if you haven't then you've probably never heard of Devvo, or if you have then congratulations, you don't have to read the rest of this post. Devvo is an interesting European rap artist, and that's odd because I try to steer clear of rap with a five mile radius, but when I heard that Doki66 (aka. creator of salad fingers) had made a music video for one of Devvo's songs, so being a long-time Salad Fingers fan, watched the video and I was quite surprised... This was actually 'good', both the mind trip of a video and the music itself.



I personally don't like the whole "I got shot" by 50 Cent every god damn time I turn on the radio, however this actually falls under the category of 'good' along with all my thrasher metal and stolen soundtrack music.

Beginners Guide to Piracy

Related to my previous post, it occured to me that there are not many pirates on the Internet. I told you where to go 'to' pirate, but I never told you 'how' to pirate, well now I'll teach you.

I will demonstrate how to pirate movies and video games

First of all, you'll need the following programs
- utorrent
- winRaR
- powerISO (no, I don't use daemon)

However, you may not need PowerISO unless you plan on pirating games.

Pirating movies

Go to http://thepiratebay.org/ and search up a movie, I recommend an aXXo torrent, you can find aXXo torrents by either typing in "aXXo" then your movie name into the search bar, or just aXXo. WAIT! check to see if there are a significant amount of seeders and leechers, you will want to have a minimum of 20 seeders and leechers (indicated in figure 01). Now to make sure its not an aXXo impersonation, scroll down and check the comments, if it is a popular movie, people will generally point out if it has a virus in it. Now once you have the torrent, open utorrent, click File > Open and navigate to your torrent. Now your torrent is downloading. Click the "Speed" tab and see how well your torrent is downloading. If the download bitrate is lower than your upload bitrate (green being download, red being upload) then you may want to configure your speed (remember, large torrents can take over 24 hours to download). You can configure your speed in the speed guide, you can get to that by clicking Options > Speed Guide. Now this all depends on your connection, although I don't recommend going all the way to 100MB just because you have "high-speed internet". Right now my speed is at 384k, and my downloads are usually about 200kb/s depending on if it has many leechers and seeders. Now when the download is finished, it should be in a zip or rar format, once you unzip that, the movie should be in the folder in an AVI format (depending on if you use aXXo). If you don't have a program that can run AVIs, then download DivX. Okay, now that we've got that done, lets move on to...


Pirating Video Games

Okay, if you didn't read how to download torrents in part one, I will tell you how in this part. First of all, go to http://thepiratebay.org/ and search up a torrent, make sure that there at least 20 seeders and 20 leechers (scroll up to see picture). When you find a torrent that has a good amount of seeders and leechers, make sure that it includes a crack and a serial number (it should say this in the description or the title). When downloading torrents, also make sure that it is virus free, check the comment section of the torrent and see if anyone has posted that there is a virus in it. Games are generally very large, around a few gigabytes if your getting a more this generation game (ie. Halo, Battlefield 2 etc.) so if you see one that is fairly small, be sure that its not just a virus. Now once you have your torrent, open up utorrent and click File > Open and navigate to the torrent. Now your torrent is downloading, click the Speed tab and see how well it's downloading, this can take a few days to complete, depending on how large the game is. If you have high speed, 100+mb/s is around the right speed, if it's downloading slow, then I reccomend you adjust your speed in the speed guide, to get to the speed guide click Options > Speed Guide and adjust to what you feel is right (mine is at 384k). Once the game is finished, the file may be in an ISO format, or a RAR/ZIP format, if it's in a RAR/ZIP then unzip it, and execute the setup.exe, and a readme should state how to use a crack. If in an ISO format, then right click the ISO file, and click mount to whatever virtual drive you have set, then the setup should run and you can install it.

Sorry if it's a little confusing, I wrote this while I was high.

I am a pirate!

Oh yes, that's right.

Take a trip down to The Pirate Bay for top notch torrents for movies, games, music and any type of software that your too cool to pay for.

Necrophilia for Boneheads (Warning: mature content)

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Maddox: Genius

As mentioned in my previous post on Conservatipedia, Maddox runs The Best Page in the Universe at http://maddox.xmission.com/. Maddox has been writing witty dialogue since 1997 all the to today, his web page has been viewed by millions of people and has written a book called "The Alphabet of Manliness", and a Comic called "The Best Comic in the Universe". When I think of Maddox, I think an intelligent, creative genius and everyone loves him for it... Well not everyone. Maddox also has a collection of hate mail, which he has a list of hate emails that he has responded to, although he never seems to update the hate email section, the only form of hate against him left is "Mothers against Maddox", which is what it sounds like, a bunch of mothers getting pissed off at the internet. Maddox has made fun of children's drawings, grammar less assholes, beating your children and countless amounts of comedy gold this genius has produced, it even has it's own fan web pages, one entitled "The Best Fan page in the Universe". Maddox has been mentioned on a Tomorrow's nobody episode, and has appeared at several comic cons with the Tomorrow's nobody crew, and Newgrounds founder Tom Fulp. Maddox, the Internet would be a sad, and lifeless place without you. SO KEEP KICKIN' ASS!

Conservatipedia sucks, and so does Hitler

Conservatipedia, not to be confused with Conservapedia, is ran by Chris Francis, or Hitler in disguise (see picture). Franky spews his garbage all over his web page and acts like hes an Internet dictator, taking control of all Christians and will eventually revolt against the enemy, Atheists, Liberals, Canadians, non-Christians and everything that doesn't live in the US of A. In Franky's world everyone and everything loves America, which isn't basically a bad thing, but when foreign countries are forging nukes 'against' America, it makes you wonder if this guy's head is screwed on right. Franky likes to troll about things like Atheism, politics and whatnot, but still isn't interesting like Maddox would be, because he actually uses things like common sense and witty dialogue that draws people into his ranting. Chris just likes to say the same things over and over again but never seems to do anything about it.

You can visit Hitler's website here

Jack Thompson: Moron

Jack Thompson, if you don't already know, is an anti-video game NUT. Why? well I don't think anyone knows why, perhaps he's from another planet who's ultimate mission is to eliminate all forms of entertainment on Earth, or a secret agent working for the government to brainwash everyone into re-re-electing Bush, or perhaps he's just a total cunt bag. Whichever the case, he's sued several major entertainment businesses, like Sony and Nintendo, and never won one case in his entire career. Jack Thompson even promised to give 10 grand to charity if someone makes a video game to his liking, but when it was made, he was apparently "Just kidding". Jack Thompson has blamed school shootings on video games with no evidence to back it up, has threatened Penny Arcade and has guaranteed that people will eventually "End up behind bars". Jack Thompson has set a new low for being a total ass hat towards gamers, and game developers.